You Might Be a Golfer if...

• Your golf clubs are worth more than your car.
  
• You leave home in the morning happy and return in a terrible mood.

• You interlock your fingers when you use a broom.
  
• You think foreplay is a bad day of golf.
  
• You weed your lawn with a 7 iron.
  
• You watch the golf channel more than 4 hours a day.
  
• Your license plate is "Hole-N-1".